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pert near by lee crawford April 29, 2003
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So Near Yet So Far....
When your head ends up between a girl's legs, or her head between yours and you wish so hard those jeans weren't there.... (Or vice Versa)
B.N - Dude! Did you see Neil last night! Jude was sitting with her head between his legs!
D.R - Yeah, you could see by his face he was So Near Yet So Far....
D.R - Yeah, you could see by his face he was So Near Yet So Far....
So Near Yet So Far.... by D.D.R April 26, 2012
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Pert' Near
I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.
Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.
Her: How close are you to cumming?
Me: Pert' near!
Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.
Her: How close are you to cumming?
Me: Pert' near!
Pert' Near by Badturns July 13, 2010
Go sleep near a piano
Go sleep near a piano is a saying to tell someone to go ahead, although they will end up doing the opposite of what they wanted to do. This is because if you sleep near a piano, ur head will fall on the keys making a big noise and keeping you awake. Therefor doing the opposite of sleeping.
Brother: wassup my g, imma smoke weed.
Me: go sleep near a piano.
(Brother goes to smoke weed but then changes his mind and decides to help people on the street get off drugs.)
Me: go sleep near a piano.
(Brother goes to smoke weed but then changes his mind and decides to help people on the street get off drugs.)
Go sleep near a piano by anonymous December 13, 2020
an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it
when you look up cat on urban dictionary,
you get an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it
you get an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it
Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2: WHAT?!??!
Person1:that's the urban definition of cat
Person2: WHAT?!??!
Person1:that's the urban definition of cat
an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it by notPighy October 1, 2021
A Near Miss Frog Kiss
A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”
“Wow, Melanie, you just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know Gary seems nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)
A Near Miss Frog Kiss by Marcella Duvet May 14, 2011
Juggling Barrels Near A Tree
Juggling Barrels Near A Tree by Yonodactyl June 29, 2009