Architect

An architect is an engineer that didn't have the brain to get their degree, but they found in the first years of college that they could use autocad.

"Oh Tim, so you are an architect now huh?"

"Yea, I just couldn't get through dynamics and statics otherwise I'd be a practicing engineer."

by Barnifus August 13, 2008

Marchitecture

The non-existent system architecture used to sell a high-tech product. Vaporware on a grand scale.

That router is part of Cisco's Marchitecture for mobility.

by Bob Bohica March 15, 2004

Architects marriage

A marriage where the male partner has open sexual access to at least one other woman, and generally also that woman is either a client or financial patron. The wife may also be involved sexually with the "other woman".

"Not only is John a great artist, the lucky bastard has a Architects Marriage."

by maplefrost May 26, 2009

architect

Term used by Microsoft for the act of designing their own graphics and cpu chips for the new console.

Microsoft worked with IBM and ATI to architect the CPU and graphics chip for the next Xbox.

by legalstep May 15, 2005

Architecture In Helsinki

An extremely annoying indie pop collective. Their instrumentation may be unique, but their music is so sugary that one can do nothing but cringe, as if their teeth are rotting under their lips, while listeining to it.

Me: What are you listening to, Alex?
Alex: Oh, I've got Architecture in Helsinki on my iPod. Have you heard of them?
Me: Yeah, they annoy the living hell out of me. You should listen to some real music. How about some Tapes 'n' Tapes? Some Wire? Some Sebadoh? Those are all far better choices.

by aleclair December 19, 2006

barchitecture

The technique of building a barroom and decorating it with attractive furnishings and lighting as well as providing for music facilities so as to make the environment fascinating and thrilling so that the bar patrons may be spellbound in a state of intoxication, literal or otherwise.

We are all impressed by the architectural design of the bar. It is a paragon of fine barchitecture.

by uttam maharjan January 21, 2010

my architect knows Japanese

Related to a Childish Gambino (donald glover) song or Sweatpants video, 2014. The video was released and he added a cryptic "My architect knows Japanese " to the end of the video. Fans were confused and tried to deduce meanings. The meme spread as a way to close a video or podcast is a quirky way.

Later the phrase was partially explained when another video came out (that had been produced before the first one but unexpectedly held back) where Donald says: my architect really has to learn Japanese.

...well that is the end of the episode. Please like and subscribe and... my architect knows Japanese.

by brushelll June 25, 2023