occurs after one has beaten off or 'masturbated'. Its the feeling of strong regret and longing to take back what you have just done. You feel dirty and cheap, also sort of like an animal.feeling is stronger after every wank that day, your body resets after midnight. It soon passes and you return to your normal sex hungary self. It plays no part in deciding wheather to wank or not as this horrible feeling is no match for cumming.
*At Toms house. Tom leaves the room for 1-2 minutes*
tom: you alright daz?
dario: *weeping* no of course not, why do i do it? i feel so dirty!
tom: what? why?
dario: im no better than an animal!
tom: huh, i don't get-- what the fuck is that on my carpet?
dario: sorry mate wankers remorse
tom: its on the fucking t.v as well, you prick
dario: im so sorry
tom: *looking pissed* its fair enough. i once phoned samaritans after a double holiday handshake
tom: you alright daz?
dario: *weeping* no of course not, why do i do it? i feel so dirty!
tom: what? why?
dario: im no better than an animal!
tom: huh, i don't get-- what the fuck is that on my carpet?
dario: sorry mate wankers remorse
tom: its on the fucking t.v as well, you prick
dario: im so sorry
tom: *looking pissed* its fair enough. i once phoned samaritans after a double holiday handshake
by dazzz December 18, 2006
After I submitted one or two words, I suffered from poster's remorse- now I'd like to remove them and I don't know how
by Meadow Soprano November 09, 2005
Girl 1: I put in my application at the office and now I feel like ass.
Girl 2: Ah, you have applicant's remorse.
Girl 2: Ah, you have applicant's remorse.
by accusingeyes July 30, 2010
Biden's Remorse is the same thing as buyer's remorse, except instead of regretting the purchase they are regretting the votes they casted.
by Odd_James January 26, 2021
Dude: I think I'm going to donate my TV to Goodwill. There's nothing on television worth watching.
Dude's Friend: Don't worry man. You're just suffering from Wire's remorse. The feeling will pass in a day or two and you can start watching TV again.
Dude's Friend: Don't worry man. You're just suffering from Wire's remorse. The feeling will pass in a day or two and you can start watching TV again.
by Mosquito Tweeter January 19, 2012
Troller's remorse is the feeling you get when you antagonize and troll some poor unsuspecting victim on a forum, game, chat room, or in person verbally and feel like a really big jerk afterward.
This feeling is usually accompanied by an overwhelming desire to apologize to the victim.
This feeling is usually accompanied by an overwhelming desire to apologize to the victim.
Troll: "You are so stupid and dumb, man I am so much better than you at everything ever."
Victim: "Man, that is so rude!"
Troll: "Yeah you're right I'm feeling some intense troller's remorse, sorry man."
Victim: "Man, that is so rude!"
Troll: "Yeah you're right I'm feeling some intense troller's remorse, sorry man."
by Zalipher October 05, 2012
when you ignore a friend request on facebook & then you feel bad about it, because maybe, just maybe, you knew the person, but somewhere along the line, they changed their name or hair color and you just can't put two and two together.
by holroydisms April 20, 2009