Mystery poop

When you find poop in a toilet but there is no toilet paper in the bowl .

Someone took a dump in the toilet and there is just poop floating, no toilet paper. It’s a mystery poop.

by Stanovich June 30, 2020

mystery skulls

the best fucking band ever/animations
check em out nerd

Person 1: Do you know any cool bands out there that are kinda funky and have an animated version of the best songs from the band?

Person 2: Oddly specific, but yes! Listen to Mystery skulls!

by beenihilate October 4, 2021

White Mystery

A person who claims to have multiple heritages coming from only white countries.

Melissa: I'm 15% Irish, 12% Brittish, 7% Finnish...
Dave: so you're just a white mystery?

by Okisbo January 27, 2017

kinky mystery

someone who uses the whole chicken instead of a bird leaf

have you seen that one girl in bed? she's a kinky mystery!

by i on the rainbow July 16, 2017

shit mystery

When you take the smallest shit, but you have to wipe for 30 minutes to get all the shit out.

Mark can't go to my wedding because of the shit mystery.

by DatFag February 28, 2014

Mystery Chick

texing your crush from another phone to get information out of them.

i.e - fooling them into thinking you know them on a personal level, even though you are a fictional person.

"YO WHO FEELS LIKE MYSTERY CHICKING TONIGHT?"

"OMG I SO WANT TO MYSTERY CHICK HER!"

by Bripuff February 23, 2010

mystery shit

When shit comes out your ass so fast you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.

I had a terrible mystery shit today

by Commander Epic June 19, 2011