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Well, its easy it explains its self THAT CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER TOOK MY GODDAMN DEAD DOG

MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN

NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN
that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF
by urboredom May 4, 2020
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Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.
Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.
by Corndogprositute June 1, 2018
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You're so dog water my guy

You're so dog water my guy - Meaning you are insanely bad at the legendary game fornite
Fornite kid: Omg dude you're so dog water my guy you have 0pr 0placements send me your fornite tracker dude you're so trash dude like i'll wager u right now and crank 90s on you like jesus my guy
by dxniell8 December 27, 2020
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a dog ran in front of my car

When a law enforcement officer is transporting a total A-hole prisoner in the back of his/her patrol car and they hit the brakes suddenly, causing the prisoner to smack his face on the cage/screen.
Suspect: “That’s police brutality!” Officer: “Sorry about that! A dog ran in front of my car..." 😂
by yyuryyubicuryy4me December 2, 2018
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Brown dog scratching at my door

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"
by Shatrabel June 16, 2010
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the dog is at my feet

I must be going; I have to leave now

Etymology: Old Irish saying. Purportedly from hunting dogs who are worn out, sitting on the feet of their owner to take them home. Some say Irish Setter was named because of this phrase.

Earliest known occurrence was by famous Irish author, Maria Edgeworth in her political essay, "Essay on Irish Bulls"
I've been standing here for donkey's years and the dog is at my feet, so I'm headin' home before the wife eats the heads off me.
by TheGingerIrish July 25, 2022
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ur dog sucked on my log

What say to someone whom'st'ed've said "Ur mum gay" or "ur dad lesbian" maybe even "ur granny trannie"
Person:Ur mum gay
You:ur dog sucked on my log.
by wasabi in my bootyhole May 10, 2018
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