Technical Mutton

debatably attractive older people

Man 1: "Oooh, thats some nice technical mutton"

Man 2: "It's a little technical for me mate"

by nomam August 9, 2007

mutton fed

Stupid and retarded individuals living mainly around Cunnamulla, Qld. distinguishable features are a jacky howe singlet and sheep shearers, mutton fed people generaly only live on sheep stations.

1st person: hey is that guy mutton fed?

2nd person: is he from cunnamulla?

1st person: yes.

2nd person: then he's mutton fed.

by hick hater December 7, 2007

mutton bustin

When you shave your pubes, bust on a girl's face, and use the jizz as glue to make mutton chops on the girl's face.

I was mutton bustin on this girl and gave her facial hair.

by Deedledortch May 16, 2015

mutton top

Another word to describe when a big beefie guy has a muffin top

"Hey is that miles"
"Duh you can see his mutton top from here"

by Potroast77 November 20, 2016

mutton conductor

Someone who fucks sheep.

The mutton conductor put on his best boots to go see the sheep in the barn.

by Bamftoy May 8, 2020

mutton over beef

when someone prefers people who blindly follow them over those that have issues with them

The way Trump surrounds himself with yes men and lays into his critics, it's obvious he prefers mutton over beef.

by kurohi42 September 15, 2020

mutton lance

Erect penis

Danny was hoping to impale Wendy on his 'mutton lance'

by RickTick66 June 12, 2017