mutton fed

Stupid and retarded individuals living mainly around Cunnamulla, Qld. distinguishable features are a jacky howe singlet and sheep shearers, mutton fed people generaly only live on sheep stations.

1st person: hey is that guy mutton fed?

2nd person: is he from cunnamulla?

1st person: yes.

2nd person: then he's mutton fed.

by hick hater December 7, 2007

Mutton Busting

Often occurs during coitus when one's partner makes a retarded animal sound causing one to flip them on their back like a farmer and pound it out like a rodeo star; The mess it leaves behind requires a calf style cleaning where one's partner licks everything clean.

Brooo, she honked like a downsyndrome goose so I flipped her over, held her wings, and started mutton busting.

EX. 2: She wanted me to take her mutton busting so I told her to be a baaaaad gurl and I'll call the farmer.

by Lalafells Pantyless Adventure July 1, 2025

mutton

this has two meanings.

1. food
and mostly used is
2. a guy named morten who loves being sigma.

1, hey did you make mutton today(food)
1, mutton is a cool guy(person)

by mutton can you hear me June 20, 2024

mutton lance

Erect penis

Danny was hoping to impale Wendy on his 'mutton lance'

by RickTick66 June 12, 2017

Montana Mutton Buster

This involves a ball gag, sheep skin coat, (or sheep costume) and very rough anal sex

After finding out about Marissa cheating on me I gave her the Montana mutton buster last night

by Mr brownstone September 19, 2021

pube mutton

When a male has another shit on his genitals and he leaves it and lets it dry and crust.

"Aww dude close your legs, you smell like pube mutton!"

by yourfuckingmotherbitch January 18, 2010

Mutton pipe

The female genentalia, particularly one endowed with excessive pubic hair.

Jefferson rammed his one-eyed rocket in Cindy's mutton pipe.

by Johnjoe_5142 March 1, 2025