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musty nugget

a hairy poop with a pungent smell
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude i just took one nasty musty nugget
by happyfacequincy March 21, 2012
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Musty Mit

When you fart in a baseball glove and then cover someone's face with it.
I couldn't believe that Steve made that error out there, so when we were headed back to the dugout I farted in my glove and gave him my musty mit.
by Mrbojangles856 July 21, 2012
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musty crack

An extremely dirty ass crack filled with feces, dingle berries and also a pinch of swamp ass plain and simple
Nigga one:dude sha-nae-nae ain't showered in weeks

Nigga two:I bet she got that whole musty crack thing goin on
by Both of your dads March 6, 2014
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Musty Zoccali

A solo sexual act where a male makes a pizza (preferably with mozzarella cheese and lots of sauce) and uses the oil from the pizza as a lubricant, after he climaxes, he finishes all over the pizza and serves it to a large group of people.
"I was at Joe's party last night and he served us a good old Musty Zoccali"
by YaBoiShooterMcGavin February 15, 2015
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Musty shower

When you eat asparagus and then pee on someone
Do I have to pay extra for a musty shower
by Emperor assperigus November 17, 2016
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musty tootsie roll

A person who doesn't hygiene well while and always smells musty and funky. They attempt to hide their smell by using Axe Chocolate body spray giving them a musty chocolate smell.
Austin : "Yo I ran into this guy at the gym, he was smelling like a Musty Tootsie Roll"
Tyler : "Wtf is a musty Tootsie Roll?"
Austin : "Its a person who's always smelling funky and musty with like a hint of chocolate"
by Totes Goatz September 21, 2017
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Musty Sailor

The sexual act of a women who has not bathed in 3-5 days, then after intercourse she squirts in her partners face, enough to simulate a musty sea breeze.
George: “Hey Michael, you smell kinda bad, what happened last night?”
Michael: “Veronica gave me a Musty Sailor last night.”
by ohc@ptainmyc@ptain October 16, 2018
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