I blew my musket wad all over her face so she had some new material for her only fans.
My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.
My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.
by Dick Onchin December 21, 2020
Get the Musket Wadmug. A musket or other ballistic rifle that fires a heavy lead like load into or in the general vicinity of the twat.
Private Thomas, prepare the twat muskets for a full frontal assault. By dawn we will have penetrated their linens and have those chastising twats begging at their knees.
by The Three Twat Musketeers October 10, 2013
Get the Twat Musketmug. by Sloppy Tamali June 14, 2020
Get the Slop Musketmug. A musket ball is a small lead ball fired from a primitive gun called a musket and is quite possibly the deadliest fucking thing known to mankind. These little killers are FAR larger than a modern military round (the caliber of 5.56 NATO is .22 while the caliber of a Brown Bess musket is FUCKING .75). If you compare being shot by a modern rifle to being stabbed by a knife, then bring hit by a musket ball is being stabbed by a fucking fist. What makes these little fucking murderers so deadly are the fact that they are large and slow projectiles, like a small cannon. Records from the American Civil War show limbs that have been blown clean off from the torso and exit wounds the size of grapefruits. Possibly the most brutal and badass innovation of warfare ever designed (as long as you don't get hit by one).
Continental Army Soldier #1: Holy shit, Ben was shot by a musket ball!
Continental Army Soldier #2: Where'd his fucking head go?
Continental Army Soldier #2: Where'd his fucking head go?
by SteveHarvYeet April 17, 2019
Get the Musket Ballmug. by Its The Sean October 12, 2005
Get the wooly musketmug. The act of trying to put ones semen back into one's self after ejaculating to something they are ashamed of.
by jdodds January 20, 2015
Get the Loading the Musketmug. by Phondooky April 25, 2006
Get the Loading the Musketmug.