Mung

The act of jamming your hand into somebody else's sleeve with the same force and posture you would fist somebody with

"Hey Jerry could you mung me? It really fucking turns me on"

by Grugsack November 2, 2017

Mung

When you ask your spouse to perform a task and said spouse forgets to do or does not even try to do and then lies about it.

I told Chantelle to make me a sandwich and she just munged it up.

by FattyMungMcmungin May 3, 2018

Mung

Another word for Smegma or dick cheese. Mung is the crusty stuff that appears around your dick tip after you bust a nut and don't clean it.

Dude, I was running out of food, but I realized I can just eat my mung.

by munglord69 May 5, 2019

Mung

The fluid in which babies are covered in upon birth, often used to stamp the birth certificate with the mung feet.

Johnny’s mom had a good diet while she was pregnart, johnny had plenty of mung on his little toes for the doctors to stamp his birth certificate with

by Boybachchoy October 26, 2019

Mung

A mung is a term to be used when a person or thing who says something stupid which is either irrelevant or incorrect. The term mung could also be used when a person or thing, in general, is just dumb or idiotic.

Scott morrison is a mung.

by $ O F I A June 9, 2020

Mung

A word that can really be used in place for fucked, or anything really

He munged it up hard, Can you stop munging you mic, keep talking and you're gonna get munged

by Lord Crohesent April 4, 2021

mung

a peice of shit

shut up you mung human being.

by dr scilly July 5, 2021