Munge

"How far did you get with her last night?" "I gave her tits a good old munge but when I tried to stick my hand up her skirt she slapped me"
by stefb March 12, 2009
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the stuff that comes out when you push on a pregnant ladies stomach(definition from the south park that had the brown noise)
the mung came out extremely fast on that prego
by b minus December 19, 2006
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Munging

To Mung- to skip school or lessons.
Schoolgirl 1- Are you munging next lesson?
Schoolgirl 2- what've we got?
Schoolgirl 1- Maths.
Schoolgirl 2- Hell yeah!
by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009
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Munging v. Eating

Munging adj. Hungry, or wanting food
I'm munging for a steak.

I'm munging on a steak.
by Dr. Roberto Le Camembert February 24, 2009
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The resulting secretion after kicking a late term pregnant woman in the stomach.
The dinner was cold; I forget what happened next, but there was mung all over the carpet.
by Ray Flynn May 11, 2005
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Mung (n.) 1. A slang word used to describe the contents of afterbirth. 2. The #1 worst thing to get when trick-or-treating on Halloween. (Wayne's World, SNL) 3. The excretion that results from applying pressure to a pregnant woman's stomach. (South Park)

Ew, yo, I smell afterbirth... Mung.

For breakfast, I usualy begin my day with a steaming cup of mung, followed by french toast.

When it's gotta be Mung, make it Mung brand Mung.
by MartinMcManus December 05, 2005
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The liquid substance that deploys from a pregnant woman's gash when she is struck to the stomach with a canoe paddle. Note that in order to achieve 'mung' (or 'to mung' the subject) one must use a CANOE PADDLE, otherwise it's just not mung.
I couldn't take her moaning in morning so I her into the back garden and munged her yin.

Josh got over the loss of his unborn child with a nice glass of mung.
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