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that dude is a total mumpet!
by alicek11 August 17, 2009
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Mumping

(Aka Man Pumping)
Mumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Mumping.
Floyd was caught mumping on the subway but felt no shame.
by ManPump May 15, 2017
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mumf

verb
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the activity of sniffing ladies bicycle saddles
Royal Navy slang.
Q. "What's your hobby?"
A. "Mumfing"
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mumph

They should make the windows on short buses pepper flavored so the mumph's won't lick the glass.
by Donba March 4, 2007
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Mumford and Sons

The composers of one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard: Learn Me Right/Not with Haste, one of the soundtracks from Pixar's Brave movie.
"We will run and scream
You will dance with me
We'll fulfill our dreams
And we'll be free

We will be who we are
And they'll heal our scars
Sadness will be far away"

Mumford and Sons
by cg1212 December 29, 2012
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verb. two people go dig up a freshly buried male corpse, someone , one of the two people, put the corpse's balls/dick in his/her mouth while the other person jumps on the corpse's stomach while you ingest whatever comes out.
My friend and I went mumping and it was fun.
by the chink March 9, 2004
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Mumford and Sons

A band who's name sounds like "White boy shit."
Guy: "What's the name of the band tonight?"

Crew Member: "Mumford and Sons"

Guy: "That sounds like White boy shit."
by DancingDolphins August 12, 2011
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