Mellan Chollie and the Infinite Sadness

hey, guy who wrote definition above this one!!!! THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO SPELL "MELLON COLLIE" if you are as you say over-obsessed with the pumpkins...you should know how to spell Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness! But anyway kickass album, essential listening.

Hey jackass, your stupid!

by Druinn November 30, 2004

millard scale

The amount beers it would take to have sex with the person you are rating.

This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.

(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)

guy 1: she's a ten
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.

by kingjeremy August 17, 2008

mudlap

Deficating in someones lap, while the reciving counterpart obtains a boner; form of forepaly.

Hey honey, will a mudlap get you in the mood tonight?

by HEY-ZEUS-420 March 2, 2009

milla killa

a badass dude that you dont fuck with.

dont mess with john he's a real milla killa "

by larrySvfndsdgfnads;s February 15, 2008

mullah'd

Totally and utterly wrecked. Extremely drunk. So drunk you make as much sense as a mad imam hollering out his call to prayer.

Shit, John was mullah'd wasn't he?!

by che2 January 20, 2011

mellau

when two hot girls are teamed up together.

omg look at mellau! better hide meh boner.

by gossipgirl.xo January 28, 2009

mellay and sherraying

To run around parking lots from car to car in warren with a BAC over .08 during times when people with provisional licenses should be home. But aren't.

" what are those girls doing they were just in Chris's car?"
" mellay and sherraying broski"

by baitin me January 30, 2009