Crotch Mince

The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.

'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'

by JucyLay May 17, 2010

bingo mincer

A lady usually 80+ that shreds all the nans at the local RSL. Can go by the names Mad Dog Margret, Sheryl the Shredder, Dona the Destroyer or Betty Bingo.

oi ur nans full a bingo mincer, left my nan shane with a hip replacement after her fire bingo switch plays.

by Bingo nan Banger March 19, 2017

Maloney mincer

A sexual act involving putting one's penis in a mini smoothie blender.

I regret trying the Maloney mincer last night with the bros.

by wowmcwowser February 4, 2022

minces

Eyes. From cockney rhyming slang mince pies.

Shes got the most beautiful minces

by Rich Lawson May 24, 2005

mincenator

An exceedingly camp homosexual who dominates the gay community, spreading his cum among as many queers as possible

That Rodney, he's a real mincenator. Keep away from him Ken, won't you?

by Ollie April 13, 2005

Prince Of Mince

A homosexual gentleman.

"I always knew he was pillow biter but I didn't realise he was the Prince of Mince"

by Triple Double Dipper October 27, 2008

Mince pie

A white person that is a black person at heart

Oh my god Lauren, I can't believe you can twerk, you're such a mince pie!

by Lipsticklemonade May 13, 2014