Muff Sausage

1.) It's like muff cabbage except it involves the penis.

2.) A muff filled with sausage.

3.) A hairy pelvic area where you can't see anything except a giant sausage emerging from the tangled muff jungle. If lucky you might see some of the wild life crawling on it.

That guido had the best muff sausage i have ever given head to. The crotch monkeys were swinging away.

by raging GTL December 7, 2010

Chiseled Muffin

A burley; yet, well defined vagina.

Damn, you have one great looking Chiseled Muffin.

A vagina like that of Kelly Ripa.

by The Chiseler September 29, 2010

free muffin it

The act of a woman not wearing underwear. (female version of freeballing)

"all of my underwear are dirty so I'm free muffin it"

"Wow! This is the third night this week that lindsay lohan has been snapped by photographers while she was free muffin it"

by kickgirl91 May 15, 2013

making muffins

When a cat "kneads" their paws on something, such as a blanket or your lap.

Aww Fluffy's so cute! She's making muffins on my pillow!

by peachpeach March 26, 2009

butter your muffin

To ejaculate on a woman's vagina.

"Is your muffin buttered? Would you like for me to assign someone to butter your muffin?" - Mean Girls

by acrobativity June 4, 2018

Muffinhead

Original base word being “Muffin” comes from a popular role play Minecraft player named BadBoyHalo, who insists on calling his friends Muffins or Muffinheads instead of swearing. He doesn’t like swearing whatsoever. Though he is the oldest person there.

Bad: Skeppy you Muffinhead!

Skeppy: What does that even mean lol

by Matsunaki October 28, 2020

muffinpants

A term of endearment romantic or not, similar to muffin.

Awww, muffinpants, it'll be alright. *hugs*

by pennylane April 2, 2005