Dunking some muff

Getting laid aka getting pussy

I was really dunking some muff last night at the party bro!

by Cartwheels on wheels August 29, 2016

muff guff

Poetic euphamism: The spontaneous and audible expulsion of air from the vaginal cavity, often during fast-paced coitus. There exists a breed of women that can and will perform this phenomenon on cue.
Pitch and tone can be determined by manipulation of the pelvic floor or 'kiki' muscles.
For further reference, see also queef and fanny fart.

Girl: 'My muff guff abilities are so advanced, I've been invited to join the London Philamuffic.'

by Battered Platinum June 24, 2005

Face Muff

v. A very disrespectful, semi-violent act of palming and pushing the shit out of the victims face, usually in a downward manner.

"I was beating her boyfriends ass and that fat bitch tried to jump. I didn't want to hit her, cause she is like half female, so I face muffed that bitch!"

by Suplie Pmac July 1, 2009

Muff Bomber

A man who plays the odds by dropping an identical pick up tactic on every woman in the room, he is successful when he scores with one. A good score is when he gets with 1 woman out of the 40 that he hits on in the same nightclub. Pretty much the man you want to avoid in the clubs.

When you see a guy across the room hitting on every girl... he is a muff bomber. The sad thing is... it works for most of my muff bombing douche bag guy friends.

by Eva- Vancouver, BC January 30, 2010

Muff-Wagon

A car or other form of transport which is being used by one or more attractive women.

As used in the popular British TV Show "The Inbetweeners".

*A car with four attractive women drives past*
Man1: Woah mate look at them!
Man2: Nice! That is one of the best Muff-Wagons I have EVER seen!

by Wye Knott October 2, 2010

muff butter

When one is eating out a woman, and as she cums, she releases a massive load of slimy sour white cream upon your tongue. Very thick, unlike normal vagina juice.

Paul was enjoying a nice feast when Corrine released a load of muff butter upon his tongue.
He then vomited.

by Tarnation September 26, 2006

muff marinara

Slang term for a woman's menstrual fluids.

That sick bastard likes to lick his wife's muff marinara!!!

by Honorarius April 26, 2006