munging

The active form of the verb munge, meaning to fail or otherwise fall victim to accident resulting in bodily injury. Rarely used to describe damage to property.

Billy munged the landing of his jump because he forgot to pull up on the handlebars at the end of the ramp.

Stop you fucks! You're munging the car door towing that shopping cart!

by Joe Tucker September 2, 2005

Spooge Munging

It takes three people. Two living and one dead (usually female). One person performs oral sex on the dead female while the other jumps on the deceased's stomach. You can imagine the rest...

'Yo Bill, jump on her to get those juices flowing!!'

'I love spooge munging, it's the raw deal!'

'Fuck spooning, I'm going spooging'

by THETOISE December 30, 2011

midging

Having sex with midgets in order to make your dick appear bigger.

I did some midging last night and now I feel like a rock star.

When I am feeling down and out all I need is a little midging.

by Tim April 7, 2004

muddinger

A sloppy mouth full of chew that looks like soil stuffed into ones mouth.

Jimmy packed a fat muddinger and spit on my girlfriends tits.

by muddinger December 1, 2016

modging

In the art of making a cup of tea, the stimulation or titillation of the teabag in the cup in a manner that is neither stroking, poking, prodding, clenching, inserting, pinching, twisting, pulling or pushing. but a combination of these and many other techniques.

Here pet, get the biscuits ready, I'm just modging the teas.

by apesg May 27, 2020

bungee munging

The act of a individual using a bungee to feed multiple mungers. Mung This is when multiple people enjoy the mung. One person jumps repeatedly because of the bungee, while many others enjoy every last bit on mung. The lucky first person gets most of the mung.

Josh: Im in line first for the bungee munging!

Dan: Oh darn. You'll get the best part!!

by Devilyay666 November 14, 2013

Medging

Big night on the pills,

fritting like fuck
wake up next morning dislocated jaw, lip chewed off

trouble with the mrs

Did see Steve last night, he was medging the fuck out

by Medge May 28, 2011