by Poopie boobies November 29, 2016
Get the windy city mud flap mug.The act of shitting ones self while wearing tighty whities and quickly ripping them off and flapping them over the head of an unsuspecting bystander.
"Dude! I totally give that bitch Shelly an irish mud flap last week...I'm pretty sure she had to shave her head!"
by Usmc1371 January 7, 2016
Get the irish mud flap mug.Roast Beef Mud Flaps are the oversized lips of the vagina that resemble the mud flaps on a semi truck if they were made out of roast beef. This phenomena is often related to the woman having an excess of sexual partners, and/or extreme stretching by the use of sexual toys.
Chris: Hey man, did you end up hitting that last night?
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.
Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.
Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.
by Queef Chief May 28, 2016
Get the roast beef mud flaps mug.Everytime I see him I need a car wash, you'd wish it was just the mud flaps!! His mud is like diarrhea!!
by Jesyca September 8, 2019
Get the mud flaps mug.When a man is having sex missionary style and the girl farts so hard that the mans balls slap his own asshole!
I should have never fed Sally that chili.. we were banging missionary and she ripped a fierce fart and gave me rowdy Mexican Mud Flap that had my balloon knot swollen for days!
by JoelskiJizzle September 9, 2019
Get the Mexican Mud Flap mug.(Hairy Man bent over with pants falling down in the back ) Hey your mud flaps are showing, pull up your pants.
by Russian pearl October 4, 2016
Get the Mud flaps mug.Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"
by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020
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