motor motel

a cheap hourly-paid motel used specifically to bust a quick one with the misses but may also be used as a prostitute’s go-to-motel.

Bro I went drunk to a motor motel last night and fucked a tranny on accident! fml

by snurggzz July 5, 2018

Moto Moto

A sexy, sexy man who loves his women big and chunky, round and plumpy.

Susie: "bro, Moto Moto fucked me so hard last night"

Sarah: "Look out, I think Moto Moto likes you"

by Some Stupid Shit March 22, 2019

Moto Moto

I like 'em big, I like 'em chunky.

Moto Moto: My name is Moto Moto, yeah, you say it double.

by sluoush June 30, 2020

little motor syndrome

AKA LMS:
A result of little dick syndrome. When a man with a small dick purchases a car with a small engine (typically a 4 cylinder) and continuously boasts and brags of it's power and superiority; effectively projecting his personal shortcomings onto his car. In the end however, men will still think you're gay and only import sluts will pretend to be impressed, provided you're paying for them.

LMS sufferer: "The only reason Ford stopped producing the 2.3 was because it was better built and could be made faster than their precious 5.0 and Ford couldn't have a 4 banger outrunning their precious 5.0."
Real man: "....."
Other real man: "It's little motor syndrome, dude. Just nod and smile."

by RemiTheGreat December 26, 2014

Mexican Motorboat

When one sexual partner adds salt to their respective partner's nipples, places a shot of quality tequila between the nipples, and puts a wedge of lime in their partners mouth. The 1st sexual partner then proceeds to lick the salt off of each nipple, take the shot of tequila, and suck the lime without using any hands.

Ted: Jill, you know I love you and I've always cared about you.
Jill: You know I feel the same way about you. *She blushes and covers her face*

Ted: *Ted exhales as he musters up the courage* Babe I can’t imagine doing this with anyone but you. I want you to be my first.
Jill: Your first what?
Ted: Mexican motorboat. *As he pours a shot of Jose Cuervo*

by Big Dick Swag January 14, 2015

monoxide child

1/2 of twiztid. happens to be an ULTRA chain smoker, hence his name.

i wanna fuckonthefirstdate with Monoxide.

by ninja September 18, 2003

motocross

MotoCross is a sport about passion where man and machine come toghther to perform the most grueling sport known to man ,theres no time outs or quiting there only two way to get off this track and thats by finishing the race or die trying , this is the ultimate sport none of that bullcrap about cross-country or about soccer, Motocross is a sport where it involves more than 1 ball to play ...

I ride Motocross Cause i have 2 balls and not just 1 ..

by DonrunWitscisorz December 15, 2004