Moto dork 

One of those fuck'in dinks that walks about with a bluetooth cell thing stuck in his ear.

Hey! moto dork!, you're not that important!
you look like an itiot!

Moto dork by frank 15165465156165416 August 7, 2008

Moto Guzzi Le Mans 

bizarre but highly loveable cross between a motorcycle and a very fast tractor engine.
Although they are no Ducati, they were rudely fast in their day, and have quite rightly aquired the glow of legendary status.
A well ridden example will still scare the crap out of a modern ricer on the right road, and sound superb while doing so.
Later examples got more powerful, faster, heavier, taller in the seat and scarier to ride at speed, the very best example of this is the Mk4, best avoided unless you LIKE surges of adrenalin for all the wrong reasons

"Hey man, I was riding my 1100 Honsakawaki the other day, and I crapped myself when i was overtaken around a corner by a guy on a really loud red bike"

"Oh, did you see what it was?"

"Well it sounded like a Harley on acid!, I thought it was a Ducati, but when I did catch up it was a Moto Guzzi Le Mans!"

Moto Guzzi Le Mans by 750monza August 21, 2009

moto rokr 

the sexy bastard love child between a chocolate and a razr

dood, that moto rokr is soo hawt!

yeah, and it was only like $150, lol.

moto rokr by dorksidedarth June 22, 2008

Moto Cross Faded 

When you straight zoomin. You so crossed you know everything and nothing all at once. similar to the southern past time of Motorcycle athletics... but with your spirit.

Dude I was so moto cross faded last night I... two shots and one edible and I was Like Hannah Montana ... Best of Both Worlds

Woah. Talia. I can see your face... but it’s moving like Michael Jackson... a smooth criminal. Moto cross faded hehe.

Is Stephen Hawking dead... or am I just motoc cross faded as fuck?

Moto Cross Faded by tap-dncr22 March 31, 2019

Sucky-moto 

A seemingly NZ-specific term for anything that sucks, from hospital Lamson systems to household vacuums and fuel-removal services doesn't seem to include bad jokes). Variations include suckie moto, and both with or without the space or hyphen.

Confused medical student: Where can I send these bloods?

Nurse: Just place them in the sucky-moto.

Medical student: *is more confused*

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Frustrated wife: You put the wrong fuel in! Now we'll have to call Suckie Moto to help us out! (0800 782 566)

Sucky-moto by Cloudwatcher36 May 14, 2021

quazi moto 

hiptser homos that have a back issue and walk around with a really arched back like a moron

dude, look at that stupid quazi moto try and pick his guitar off the ground.

quazi moto by peterson111 June 14, 2009

hello moto 

Peepz who love their mobiles/cell phones greet them by saying hello moto.

Man: Hello honey, hello kids.
Phone: Do Do Do Do Do Do
Man: Oh yeh, hello moto!

hello moto by Mollz January 4, 2004