Mortar Strike

A game where two men sit side by side, separated only by a make-shift ‘wall’. Both contestants masturbate until ejaculation.

The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.

Keith: ‘Me and Lucious were playing mortar strike last night’
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats’
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’

by TWC.TV May 25, 2018

The Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

by Timmer8 January 11, 2009

Mortard

Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.

Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?

by Stukin Cubicle October 16, 2006

Mortal Kombat Trilogy

A game I still can't beat because of that bitch Sonya character!

Sub Zero : *Does Freeze thing*
Sonya: *Kicks in nads*
Sub Zero: *Jump kicks*
Sonya: *Air nads kick*
Sub Zero: "Sheeeiiit"
Sonya: *Kicks Sub Zero face*
Sub Zero: *Grabs sonya by the collar*
Sonya: *Sonyas shirt falls off*
Sub Zero: "AHH JESUS GAME OVER!!!"

by DeadThresholdJake June 21, 2004

mortal kombat

First fighting game I ever played at the age of 7 on SNES.

Mortal Kombat 3 had cool characters.

Mortal Kombat Annihilation was a shitty movie.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

Mortal Kombat Armageddon

An Awesome Mortal Kombat Game That You Can Pretty Much Be Every Character in the Mortal Kombat Series

Hell Yea! I Beat Blaze In Mortal Kombat Armageddon

by Seagulls Of Satan October 1, 2008

Mortarboarding

Torture by graduation speeches.

We suffered hours of mortarboarding at the UMass graduation.

by AC Cobra July 9, 2009