Morgan

A guy who is really annoyed at everyone thinking Morgan is just a girl's name.

Friend: "Hey have you met Morgan?"
Other Friend: "No, what's she like?"
Friend: "Actually it's a he."

by Morgan the Man January 5, 2015

Lilah Morgan

1. A recurring character on TV's Angel, played by Stephanie Romanov. Lilah was one of the lawyers that worked for the evil Wolfram & Hart, and is widely considered to be one of the best villainesses on the show. Her villainy only softened when she began an affair with Wesley Wyndam-Pryce. Lilah was killed by Evil!Cordelia in the episode "Calvary".

2. A femme fatale.

1. I cried when Lilah died.

2. That girl is such a Lilah.

by Charity December 11, 2004

mongswipe

When one swipes one's hand across something in an unintendedly haphazard and inappropriate fashion such that parallels could be drawn with the actions of the mentally deficient.

Adam was playing backgammon with Anthony and he rolled a double five. He mongswiped four checkers five points across instead of moving them individually and his mongswipe caused his hand to ricochet off of Anthony's checkers such that their previous position was no longer to be determined causing quite the furore.

by 78offtilt November 12, 2010

Morgan Hendrix

The belief that Morgan Freeman is in actual fact the late and great guitarist, Jimi Hendrix.

"I don't care what you say, Morgan Freeman is actually Jimi Hendrix and it's all one big cover up."
"You're a fucking loony. No way is Morgan Hendrix. That's just crazy talk."

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

Morgaine

A beautiful woman, capable of bewitching charm and utterly unrivaled talents between the sheets, also capable of stealing your soul and bending you to her will

Last night I got struck by a Morgaine and I think she stole a piece of my soul with that booty of hers.

by Pen@guin November 15, 2017

Morgan toke

When someone who claims to be a stoner or smoker smokes but doesn't actually inhale properly only pulling it into their mouth and not their lungs. They will insist that they do properly inhale but they do not.

Person 1: I saw this asian guy at the train station today and he morgan toked an entire cigarette not properly inhaling one toke!

Person 2: What a fucking waste. To be fair it might have been sterling rolling tobacco and that shits vile.

by Ch1ngch0ngp1ngp0ng September 12, 2019

Sleeping Morgan Freeman

The act of getting a z-job from someone while they are passed out shitting on the toilet.

"Hey Bobby fell asleep taking a shit. Lets make him give us a sleeping morgan freeman."

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014