moretician

A funeral-home director whom they call in when there's an uptick in da number of folks who are kickin' da bucket.

If a MOREtician deals with LARGER-than-usual numbers of deceased humans, and a LESStician studies FEWER cases than da norm, what would we call an undertaker with just an ordinary "workload"? An "AVERAGEtician"???

by QuacksO August 22, 2025

Mormishophobic

The DISLIKE towards one who is Mormon and British at the same time

"Stay away from me im Mormishophobic!!!!"

by John Glock is the Goat November 19, 2025

rigor moreish

cuntsnot exuded by the recently deceased, a delicacy among undertakers and serial killers alike

"Come on Dave, we gotta get this chick embalmed."
"Sorry Stu, I can't help myself, she's just got rigor moreish!"

by Big Daddy Slim June 11, 2009

s'moreing

Combination of cum, shit, and grahm cracker thrown on a womans face.

S'moreing is while getting a blow job sitting down and you are about to cum, lift up and shart on her face, immediately after, cum on her face. Have a grahm cracker pre-staged, smash it up and throw it onto her face. After she recovers ask her if she wants s'more.

by Wally0861 December 15, 2012

Borck Mormidi

scientifically proven to have the worlds smallest penis
Albania number 1

that guy is a borcked cunt, I think his name is Borck Mormidi.

by 8e5tsrgxfcgvhbkguitdhxgcn mvj, October 22, 2018

Michael Moreira

He’s just a genuine lad. Always brings a smile and a laughter to any situation.

Also goes by Mikey Mike.

Michael Moreira is a sweetheart.

by leachim June 16, 2021