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Cookie Monster

by barbzforbernie6969 May 13, 2020
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The act of eating out a girl as fast as Cookie Monster eats cookies
by Nutslap3000 November 3, 2020
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Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.
by Hange Zoe is best girl February 16, 2021
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“Hey Liam, where is Gavin?”
“He’s tending to Cookie Monster lol”
by ChokeMeChet29 July 18, 2021
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A male who sexually abuses and exploits children and teens (online). An immoral man-child who needs to grow up. A man that hides himself in trash, and behind screens because he’s a bitch. A trashy-ass pedophile with no respect for his community and the innocent children whom live in it. A old washed-up ass bitch in his 30’s. A very very very ugly man.
Person A: Have you heard of Cookie Monster?

Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!

Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.

Person B: I second that!
by Josiejustcute October 18, 2021
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to cookie monster (verb) - to eat ravenously, to devour
After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021
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An absolute Icon, my spirit animal, amazing, bow down to him
Person 1: I want to be cookie monster

Person 2: YES
by jElly bEan is cool March 26, 2022
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