When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.
I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.
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by kennedy f February 8, 2014
Get the cock sucking whore mongrel mug.An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.
" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"
" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"
"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"
"doubt it"
" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"
"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"
"doubt it"
by L Dizzle; aka a "Management Minga" October 14, 2006
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ex2:" oh my fucking god kelsey youre such a fuckin cock mongrel"
ex2:" oh my fucking god kelsey youre such a fuckin cock mongrel"
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