If you are in fact a goat monger, you may do these things
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11
Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11
Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!
by Ian Henman November 08, 2003
by Davey Bizzl October 02, 2007
one who flagrently disregards all morals and social barriers sorrounding a woman's intamacy; a person who will perform any sexual act to a female anywhere, anytime.
damn, she's goin out with joe! forget it, he's such a pussy monger. there won't be anything left by the time you get it.
by bagheera187 February 10, 2006
A crotchety guy from Scotland and he is probably a Communist. He plays the drums for all the world on BBC and gets ALL of the ladies. Sometimes more than two at a time. You go Old Bean!
He is also a SuperMod on The JD and you can visit him there. I do.
He is also a SuperMod on The JD and you can visit him there. I do.
by kevin horan October 29, 2009
The 'tard is short for retard or fucktard, and the monger means dealer. It is a mildly amusing alternative to the usual insults that you throw at dumb people.
What did you do that for, you 'tard monger!?
I don't even know why God lets a 'tard monger like you exist.
I don't even know why God lets a 'tard monger like you exist.
by Ticking Clock August 14, 2008
by jokerswild February 13, 2010
Someone who is trash and walks the way a raccoon does after rummaging through your trash. Someone being gross and is an unflattering drunk. Bangs a lot of dudes.
by trashmong101 June 19, 2018