Mondo Hooters 

Some big ass hoots, man. Not just D's. MMM, bro. Hence "Mondo Hooters"

That ho's got some mondo hooters

Mondo Hooters by DACLEAT July 10, 2005

Mondo tits

when u see a large pair of tits and shout "dey be some mondo tits!"

"I was looking at michelle marsh the other day, man she ogt some Mondo Tits!"

Mondo tits by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

mondo-lame 

Used to describe something that is so lame that the describer himself must absorb an amount of lameness in order to provide an adequate description.

A - "So, the other day, I was surfing the internet and needed a soda. On the way to the fridge across the hall, I got tired and had to sit down."

B - "What? Seriously? It's, like, - "

A - "Five metres away, I know."

B - "Dude, sorry but that is mondo-lame."

A - "Mondo-lame? That's a stupid expression."

B (pouting) - "Agreed."

mondo-lame by auriphiliac3 April 8, 2010

Mondo Owada 

Tough outside, soft inside

Friend: I'm a Mondo Owada fan
Me: Oh, so I can safely assume you respect women too?
Friend: Totally

Mondo Owada by Tindall Cheyenne January 6, 2022

mondo bonkers 

intense severe utmost high maximum top ultimate uttermost consummate highest maximal supreme level of craziness.

Wow dude! That was mondo bonkers. (surfer dude accent)

mondo bonkers by strememondobokers May 19, 2022

Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick 

when you and a lovely woman or man are having intercor- sex! you bust your fat nutt into her mouth and kick her in the shin. then with your left foot you kick her in the cooch.(: thus causing her much pain and confusion. sometimes she will hurt her self in confusion other times she will spit out your nutt like a donkey. this is when you stop everything, pick up what you can of your nutt, sprinkle in on your toe, then you stick your toe into her cooch. 9 months later you will have an egg. you must crack then suddy side up frie the egg on a sunday. you then accuire the move Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick. you are now aloud to teach this move to one of your special pokemon. (can only be learned once) Move takes out 1000000 hp. or a one hit k-o. but your pokemon gets a raging hard on thus causing its attack, defense, speed, to go down, but its horneyness to sharply rise twice. See Mondo Donkey Saturday Punch (orriginated in Mexico in a mexican poptart plant while splicing febreze and semen)

Dude! Your Deoxys knows "Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick"!! No way!! Attack pikachu with it! Holy poo, he did a cartwheel and dodged it just like in episode 256!

Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick by VagAttackoftheInceptionVoyage January 1, 2011

MONDO Dook

An enormous poop. Typically this is a morning ritual for coffee drinkers worldwide. What happens is after a hot cup of Joe it turns into Bowels Gone Wild!!!

Hey Mrs. Butterfield I’m down to fuck again but lemme just take a Mondo Dook reallly quick I’ll make it shnappy I promise then we can rub uglies one more time before I leave the Retirement Home.

MONDO Dook by Blumpkin42 April 25, 2021