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Soggy Molly

The act of collecting large amounts of saliva on your index finger and then sticking it in someone's armpit with a twisting motion. Usually done from behind to allow for the element of surprise and to give you a chance to run.

Index fingers from both hands can be used at the same time for a double-barreled soggy molly.
While Billy-Bob was giving the nerd a wet willy, Jimbo was giving him a soggy molly.
by angus mctavish September 30, 2012
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Pulling a Molly

Purchasing clothing, shoes, and other sundry items with the expressed intent of using them once or twice and then returning them for a full refund.
How much did you spend on that new dress? Don't sweat it, I'm keeping the tags on it and pulling a molly by returning it after I wear it few times.
by Something Cryptic February 23, 2023
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molly percocet

two drugs used together to make a better experience
mask off by future- " that molly percocets got me highhh asff"💊
by imthekinghoe420 June 20, 2017
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molly hop

To get "jumped" or unexpectedly assaulted. This doesn't refer to just a single punch but sudden, overwhelming force. When someone is molly hopped they often are also hurriedly robbed after the beat down.

The phrase has its origins in the practice of "jumping" and robbing people in gay havens and brothels of the 19th century because no one would report the crimes.

"Molly" by itself meant a gay or effeminate man or a "dyke" on the streets of London and NYC since 18th century. "Molly houses" were gay (male or female) and cross dresser's brothels or hang outs. Soon the "hop" and "wopped" was added (probably versions now used more in the east coast, and the UK) also first used in London and New York. Slightly altered in pronunciation and meaning as it filtered over time and space. Now anyone can get molly-hopped. Unsurprisingly though it still is most often used when a woman (especially a woman who is "street" herself), or effeminate man (or just a man deemed to be a chump) is assaulted in this way. (Apparently the "'hood" has been hardcore for a long, long time.)
Sweet lick pretty ricky muthaf*(@$ gonna come round here flashing shine like he ain't food. I'll say something to distract him and then we just gonna molly hop that punk and take all that.
by Seefood October 8, 2009
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Molly Whomp

To slap another in the face with one's penis.

...I'm serious, that's what it means!
If that hoe doesn't shut up I'm so gonna Molly whomp her.
by MACHone Inc. June 4, 2005
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molly-guard

A simple device for preventing the accidental useage of a device. (e.g. plastic covers over fire alarm switches so that they can't be set off accidentally.)
The Jargon File defines a molly-guard as:
" A shield to prevent tripping of some Big Red Switch by clumsy or ignorant hands. Originally used of the plexiglass covers improvised for the BRS on an IBM 4341 after a programmer's toddler daughter (named Molly) frobbed it twice in one day. Later generalized to covers over stop/reset switches on disk drives and networking equipment. In hardware catalogues, you'll see the much less interesting description “guarded button”."
Yeah, the janitor put molly-guards over all the fire alarm buttons in the sports hall, so now we can't set them off by slamming them with a ball.
Can still set them off if you lift the cover though...
by Helix666 December 31, 2008
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Mollygwop

To strike a person forcefully and repeatedly in the cranium with your penis

Similar to a Cockslap, however a cockslap is more playful wheras mollygwopping someone is more of a physical punishment.
I found out Sarah was cheating on me so I Mollygwopped her to let her know that I wasn't fucking around anymore!!
by CRSRTHO November 20, 2009
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