mitzi

Street name for 3,4-methylenedioxy-methamphetamine, more commonly known as Ecstasy. Called Mitzi's because variants of the tablets were manufactured with a Mitsubishi Logo on them.

Not as dangerous as widely believed as long as you don't abuse it. In 2001 in the UK 56 people died in the UK from estimated 500,000+ tablets consumed each weekend (36 million per anum). Paracetamol caused more than 400 deaths and alcohol related deaths were counted as 5,543. official government figures.

Q: What have you had?
A Two mitzi's and half a gram of coke

by james brown December 9, 2004

Car Mitzvah

1. When the car becomes 13, just before/when major things start to go wrong with it, it's the best time to get rid of it, and do a Mitzvah to your pocket.

2. donate a piece of junk car to a Jewish charity organization

I did a Car Mitzvah, donated the piece of junk to jewish charity

by kunefa October 1, 2005

mitzutie

Mitzutie is the highest praise possible when complimenting someone's appearance and personality. It means really, really, really, kawaii (a.k.a cute). tsundere weeaboos usually use the term.

"Wow! Look at that girl! She's a mitzutie!"

by thisisntdeziswear July 19, 2012

Bar Mitzvah Monkey

A "Bar Mitzvah Monkey" is a prostitute who has been hired for a Bar Mitzvah. They are normally hired by friends of the male who the ceremony is for. These women are pre-paid to show up at the ceremony and fornicate with the male who will be journeying into adulthood. It is common for these women to pick up extra money by also selling to guests of the Bar Mitzvah. Not as commonly, these prostitutes may be hired for Bat Mitzvah.

"I'll be hiring a Bar Mitzvah monkey for Eli's ceremony this weekend."

by Renholder October 18, 2011

Mitz

1. Famous computer spy
2. Irregular user of the internet
3. Master Social Engineer
4. Quick, fast

Who is the mitz in here?

by toca2 September 1, 2005

butt mitzvah

it occurs on a jewish boy's mar bitzvah.
he and his friends, after the bar mitzvah (and the wine...) realize all their gay feelings for eachother and have a huge, gay, drunken, jew, underage orgy.

Larry, why are you walking all funny? come over here and give grandma goldstein and rabbi a hug!

MOOOOOOOM! My ass is sore, after my bar mitzvah, me, chaim, shlomo, and uncle ernie had a butt mitzvah!

by Hryttereanna November 17, 2006

Sock Mitzvah

During a BarMitzvah or BatMitzvah, when the majority of adolescent girls attending that are wearing pantyhose, stockings, tights, or are barefoot take off their shoes and put on socks for the remainder of the event. This can come to quite a disappointment to men twenty years old or older who find it attractive and arousing to view the feet of adolescent girls. Out of disappointment and sometimes anger, a man of this nature may describe this event as a "Sock Mitzvah" when conversating to others.

"I was so happy to be invited to my friend's little cousin's BatMitzvah so I could see all the girls prancing around in their stockings and barefeet without shoes on. But his aunt is a real bitch and told all the girls to bring socks. So during the reception, the event became a Sock Mitzvah and I left early because I was really pissed off!"

by The Jax January 17, 2007