mistress

a women who has a foot slave and allows him to worship her feet, ie kissing each toe, licking her soles, eating her toejam

mistress gemma wanted to punish her foot slave so took off her boots and smothered his with her sweaty soles, the slave was in heaven, she even then made him masturbate over her smelly socks

by gemma's foot slave April 18, 2005

Swiss Mistress

A woman lays face down on a bed or floor and then a man shits in her asshole. Still laying on the ground, the woman sticks her finger in her asshole and stuffs the shit inside. Once as much of the shit will go on, the man butt fucks her.

Me and my girlfriend did a Swiss Mistress last night!

by Linfnerhf March 18, 2009

mistress material

the total oppisite of wifey material. doesnt have a hubby, but fucks alot of other womens hubbys.

Married Buisness Man::(staring at the new secretaries ass.) That broad is mistress material, oh yes.

by bitcharoni October 23, 2007

Mistress Night

The evening before Valentine's Day when you are supposed to take out your mistress. Whereas on Valentine's Day you take out your wife or girlfriend.

I told my wife I was going to play basketball with the guys on mistress night, but I really took Susan to dinner.

by Patrick Ransom February 14, 2010

Mistress

A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress, simple.

A guy has to have 2 girls in his life to have a mistress. He has to have a girl, and he has to have a girl on the side. A guy who does not have any girls in his life has no mistress, simple.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019

mistressbating

What women do when they self pleasure themselves.

"Yeah, mistressbating means to self pleasure yourself, if you are a woman!"

by LouisaM July 17, 2017

mistelemariamorous

The feeling you experience when you accidentally tell someone you love them at the end of a routine customer service call.

Jordan felt highly mistelemariamorous after becoming distracted on a phone call with his cable company.

by Blazerbeams April 20, 2018