"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."
by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022
Get the Minion tamponsmug. Guy 1: "Yo dude did you see that minion with that raging boner I sent in the discord?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was definitely a Minion Boner."
Guy 1: "I got super turned on."
Guy 2: "Me too dude."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was definitely a Minion Boner."
Guy 1: "I got super turned on."
Guy 2: "Me too dude."
by Jman030303 June 15, 2019
Get the Minion Bonermug. People who themselves may not be hoes, but protect the integrity of those who are. They condone the things hoe-ish people do, and will throw stones then hide their hand if it is in favor of the hoe-ish person who they look up to or are protecting. They are spineless, and the reason why they stick up for these type of people can range from "status" affiliation to Monetary gain. It is best to not associate with hoes or their minions
Man: If I were you I would not associate with him. Hoe minions like him, you cant trust them as far as you can throw them. He will always stick up for hoe-ish type people.
Woman: What do hoe minions act like?
Man: They're phony, they're fake, their the type of people I hate.
Woman: What do hoe minions act like?
Man: They're phony, they're fake, their the type of people I hate.
by UD-Doc November 13, 2010
Get the hoe minionsmug. by agelessdevil January 25, 2011
Get the satan's minionmug. Friend 1: Did you see that they all came in the same shirt that Hilary Duff wore last night?
Friend 2: Yeah, it's a minion mambo.
Friend 2: Yeah, it's a minion mambo.
by LO.GG.3 September 4, 2011
Get the minion mambomug. by WHYCROCCY June 8, 2018
Get the Kevin the minionmug. A Pussy Minion is someone who goes out of their way to agree with or to fulfil the wishes of a person simply because that person is sexually attractive (And usually female, hence the use of the word pussy).
They are minions but not because of any kind of respect or kind feeling towards the person, but merely because they want sex with said person.
A more derogatory way to say the word simp.
They are minions but not because of any kind of respect or kind feeling towards the person, but merely because they want sex with said person.
A more derogatory way to say the word simp.
1: I triggered Jessica and she sent one of her pussy minions after me.
2: Just admit you only like his looks and stop being such a pussy minion.
2: Just admit you only like his looks and stop being such a pussy minion.
by Cheesyballs June 22, 2020
Get the Pussy Minionmug.