mingermorphosis

Describes the unfortunate transition by many women from eighteen-year old nubiles into ugly, sweaty, fat, pram-faced mingers with bingo wings. If it's going to happen it usually does by the age of 35. However, it can happen straight out of adolescence, particularly for townies (British trailer trash equivalent).

Mingermorphosis is often the result of watching daytime television, a sedentry life-style and marriage. It is widely believed a pre-requisite for entrance into the audience of Trisha, Jerry Springer, and similar waste-of-space chat show programmes.

Mingermorphosis can be a by-station on the way to becoming an oxygen thief.

"Kirsty Alley used to be really hot before her mingermorphosis"

by thewilster October 18, 2004

Minger

Although now more commonly used to define an extremely visually challanging appearance, the word minger originally came from scottish gaelic, meaning 'septic vagina'.

Now often used by chavs all over Britain to define anything remotely disgusting

Eurgh look Shaz, thats right minging, innit?

by random aardvark April 19, 2005

Minge

The Female Vagina;
Originally From Old German and Pronounced Minger, with a hard G ; it has travelled through all the European Nations Via Migration of Populations through the ages.

" All men come out of a minge on the first day of their Life and then they (nearly all) spend the rest of their lives trying to get into one. "

by Cyril Squirrel April 7, 2007

smelly minge

Her fanny smelt like Grimsby ona warm day

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

minge eater

Slang term used for a lesbian, i.e. someone who eats minge.

Also the punch line in the joke "what do you call a indian lesbian?"

Check out the fem-mullet she must be a right minge eater!!

by king_kenny October 16, 2005

mingle

To hook up in any sense; make out, fondle, have intercourse, etc.

I haven't mingled in over two months, way too long!!

by Yxar July 11, 2010

minge

The fur lined entrance to the spasm chasm.
Edible but can induce retching if hairs come loose and lodge in ones throat

i was munching minge till my jaw ached

by Geordie February 7, 2004