milkman

He whose loins you came from

I am so glad that the milkman is my daddy and not that ____ Terence who I have thought it was for the last 25 years

by alkie chris February 26, 2004

milkman

A guy who 'milks' his beers (drinks slowly).

I'd like to get the hell out of this cock farm of a bar but Pete's being such a fuck'n milkman over there, I don't know if we'll ever get outta here.

by Pokey the Clown August 24, 2007

vomiting milkman

The male sex organ in the act of ejaculation.

The vomiting milkman gave her such a big load, that it came out her nose when she gagged.

by Jethro H December 27, 2006

milkmans bitch

A person who has a large head and collects the milk money for the milkman, also they could of been abused by him.

Ben's not comming out friday till 7 because he is a milkmans bitch

by Ben and Darby February 18, 2006

milkman2

The meanest, rudest person to ever live. He can only afford milk cause he doesn't have a job cause he spends all his time writing mean crap about people.mean rude

Person1: he is soooo mean! He called me a backstabber on urban dictionary!

Person2: It must have been milkman2

by Iamwrightinganonymously October 5, 2016

Milkman's Son

Someone who isn't their dad's biological child but thinks they are. Typically used as an insult to imply this without actually knowing.

He's the milkman's son.

by DaZuhalter November 22, 2021

john milkman

The milkman

Wheres John Milkman?

by Vexx_Beats January 4, 2018