Migget

Someone who is such a midget that, from afar, they resemble a chicken nugget.

Kid 1: "Yooo I can see Mo over by the swings"
Kid 2:" wait no, that's not a person"
Kid 1: "Nahh it's him--he's just a miget"

Kid 1: "Yoooo. Can I get a 5 piece chicken nugget meal?"
McDonald's Employee: "You mean a 5 piece migget?"
Kid 1: "ye, my bad. Them miggets short as hell"
McDonald's Employee: "You with the shiz?"
Kid 1: "Nahhh imma dog walk your ass"

by Don't report April 11, 2019

beer mugger

(n). A youthful male, drinking nothing stronger than beer, who routinely assaults hippies and other degenerates usually after a local football game.

Dude! Don't go by the park tonight. Place is crawling with beer muggers.

by chuck woodchip September 24, 2009

muggery

the act of being forcibly relieved of one's money and/or possessions, and also anally raped. this only usually happens to men, as the anus is the only known orifice for sexual penetration for a man.

"holy shit, i was walking 'round times square, and this G muggered me!"

"Jack Watts, you are charged with the crime of muggery, how do you plea?"
"Not guilty, Your Honour."

by alex, savvy? November 15, 2007

mugger

1. A robber.

2. Someone with supernatural powers -- i.e. a ninja unicorn tamer.

1. Oh no, that mugger just stole my car keys!

2. Oh my gosh, you know that guy Finn? He's totally a mugger!

by whoareyouandwhatdoyouwant February 26, 2011

hugger mugger

Bullshit

What a load of hugger mugger!

by Dr. Rocks May 14, 2011

wotever minger

wotever minger- MEANING- shut it you ugly fucker your wasting my time.This can be said or if you have the time shown with hand movements. Using ur thumb and index finger make a W by pressing the tips of ur thumbs and holding ur index fingers out straight then while keeping ur thumbs together twist it over to make a M and there you have it Wotever Minger.

Chris: Hey can u buy me a drink?
Me: Uh....Nah
Chris: I swear u owe money????
Me: um....wotever minger(said and use of hand movements)

by kay December 8, 2004

miggent

verb; meaning to flake out, to quit, to leave your friends in the dust after spending countless hours helping you. Mostly refers to online gaming situations, but can crossover to real life just as easily.

After promising to play wednesday, Joe totally miggented and slept instead.

We would have had a great time last friday, if only binkee hadn't miggented on us.

by Squink February 14, 2004