Midichlorians

It's heroin.

Qui-Gon Jin had too many midichlorians in his system. Reality had escaped him.

by Christos Danzi August 10, 2017

Midnight Tugger

a masterbation technique performed on him-or herself without the knowledge of the tugee while in a dream-like state of sleepiness.

Midnight tugger is essentially beating your meat accidentally in the middle of the night while friends are awake to witness it. Not purposely done...usually drunk.

by late night beat off January 19, 2013

Midnight Mating Call

The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.

The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.

by Dirty Randy 69 January 19, 2017

Midnight Auto Parts

A term used back in the day to go steal parts of cars at night of course

Jerry; i need a muffler for my 99 toyota
John ; Looks like you got to go to Midnight Auto parts

by Tarvish April 9, 2020

Midnight Thoughts

personally how I would describe midnight thoughts

it's the thoughts that keep you up at night or the thoughts that don't let you sleep.

there's a difference between thinking at midnight and having midnight thoughts.

midnight thoughts usually come from guilt, regret, betrayal and mental issues that have scarred you for life and those thoughts haunt you during the night, when you can't distract yourself from it.

person 1: why are you still up it's late

person 2: I can't shake these Midnight Thoughts

by Shazuki Ishtar April 12, 2020

Midinger

Mix Middle and finger together and now you a nice insult! Now you don't need to raise your middle finger if your old and crippled. This is what it means: Your the reason God created the middle finger

Aye yo! (random person name) your a midinger!

by Makeacreativenameyoudipshit November 10, 2020

Midnight water

When you drink water late at night (generally 12 - 4 AM) and it tastes so fuckin' good

*discord chat at 2 AM*
gamer A:"Dude this midnight water is so damn good"
gamer B: "Hell yea bruhder"

by IWantAgoodPegging February 21, 2021