A midget who is so small that they are no longer considered human and enter the slug category. They resort to eating scraps of metal and their own bones.
You don't want to touch that, it's a midget slug.
"Momma, what's that?........OH LORD!!!", "Sorry child I was making love to the extreme bottom of the food chain"
"Momma, what's that?........OH LORD!!!", "Sorry child I was making love to the extreme bottom of the food chain"
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A term created by Kevin Nash and popularized bu him and the Klique to describe workers who were good technical wrestlers but believed to be too small and/or boring to ever succeed on a large stage (Dean Malenko, Chris Benoit, Lance Storm.)
Signs of a wrestler being a vanilla midget are small stature, good technical wrestling, poor mic skills, and a rabid stubborn internet fandom.
Signs of a wrestler being a vanilla midget are small stature, good technical wrestling, poor mic skills, and a rabid stubborn internet fandom.
Dean Malenko can put on a 5 star match to an internet fan but he's too much of a vanilla midget to ever main event a PPV.
by ActuallyknowswhatVanillaMidgetmeans December 12, 2007
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"I challenge you and your midget to midget punting. Meet me at Barely's Pub. 1 hour. Be there or be tall"
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someone who is completely obsessed with midgets/ people of a short stature (medically speaking of 127cm or less in height). People with this condition can't control themselves when they see 'little people', much to the embarrassment of those around them.
I was walking through the shops the other day with Anne-Maree, when she started whispering excitedly "look a midget, a midget, IT'S A MIDGET!!!!!"!! She's such a midgaphaeliac - totally obsessed. It's so embarrassing.
by Taryn Gerie January 15, 2008
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