Noun: hermaphrodite commonly found sitting in the dark playing castle building games
Verb: the act of pleasuring your vagina with your penis
Verb: the act of pleasuring your vagina with your penis
You all are being a bunch of mezzetta's.
This evening I'm having a mezzetta orgy. Could you please bring me a condom so I don't get myself pregnant. Weeeeee!!!!
This evening I'm having a mezzetta orgy. Could you please bring me a condom so I don't get myself pregnant. Weeeeee!!!!
by Kockcheω May 24, 2016
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by kittyisweird April 29, 2020
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When someone wants to buy something or get something from me, then i put the mezer on the table, I write down what you want, we agree to terms, we sign the mezer, and progress is made.
by Joshua Lee Freeman November 20, 2006
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Sweet and sour baby chicken oven baked to the supreme softness. Darling, it's so doux! Also available in hot spicy racer flavour. There's NOLIMITSONTASTY for this dish.
Just 10 cents.
Sweet and sour baby chicken oven baked to the supreme softness. Darling, it's so doux! Also available in hot spicy racer flavour. There's NOLIMITSONTASTY for this dish.
Just 10 cents.
Customer: Waiter, I'd like to order the mewmew
Waiter: No, you don't. Trust me.
Customer: What's wrong with it?
Waiter: Everything you could think of.
Customer: In that case, I'll order the SP.ecial NEEDS*. Daym, that looks tasty. *rubs tummy*
Waiter: Good choice. That will be 50 billion dollars.
Customer: But I only have 10 cents.
Waiter: I'm afraid the only thing you can afford is a mewmew then.
Customer: Damn. Screw it i'll just go eat at home. Thanks.
Waiter: Bibi la ~~ keke V^__^
Waiter: No, you don't. Trust me.
Customer: What's wrong with it?
Waiter: Everything you could think of.
Customer: In that case, I'll order the SP.ecial NEEDS*. Daym, that looks tasty. *rubs tummy*
Waiter: Good choice. That will be 50 billion dollars.
Customer: But I only have 10 cents.
Waiter: I'm afraid the only thing you can afford is a mewmew then.
Customer: Damn. Screw it i'll just go eat at home. Thanks.
Waiter: Bibi la ~~ keke V^__^
by piman January 19, 2005
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Get the mewzerz mug.the whiniest form of half asian. he who refuses to shut up even though everyone around him ignores him to the point where he is almost non-existent.
by Butter July 23, 2008
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