Metroracial

When a person has stopped using adverbs to describe people, such as white guy, Latino guy, black guy, etc. but refers to all people as I met this person. Not I met this black guy, girl, person.

In an effort to contribute to equality for all I have adopted a metroracial philosophy.

by Winterparkbob October 20, 2016

Fuck-o-meter

A device that is used to determine how many fucks someone gives

*The fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*

by The one who gives 0 fucks May 8, 2018

Swag-O-Meter

A scale used to determine precisely how "gangster" an individual(usually a wigger or poser) is during the day. This is usually based on apparel, way of talking, and possible dick-up-the-ass walking. This is measured in Guzmans or "guzies".

Yo dawg, check out Carlos today. He's matching his hat with his KFC uniform. That's like 9 guzies on the Swag-O-Meter!

by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch August 21, 2009

Meterman

Meterman is a superhero who goes around feeding parking meters and saving people from costly parking tickets. Troy Griffin created Meterman for his Cable Access TV Show Random Insanity in 2000. Since Meterman's inception he has been featured in newspapers and TV News Broadcasts in Chapel Hill NC, Cincinnati OH, and Los Angeles CA. Meterman can still be found on the streets of Los Angeles saving tickets and he says his mission is to "Save citizens time, money and frustration by feeding expired parking meters and saving tickets.

-The Meter Maid is the arch nemesis to Meterman and has even written him tickets for his good deeds!

A Superhero in black tights and a red cape swooped down and put a quarter in my meter just seconds before that bitch ass meter maid wrote me a ticket. I exclaimed "Thank you Meterman" as I laughed in the meter maid's sorry ass face!

by troyster68 December 13, 2009

moisture meter

A 10 point FDA certified scale of vaginal moisture. 1 being equivalent to the Sahara Desert and 10 being Niagra Falls.

My girl about drowned me last night. She was totally a 10 on the moisture meter.

by Coco Sean August 3, 2017

20 meter radius emerald splash

A move that can in NO WAY be deflected used by a cherry loving donut with red hair while trying to vibe check a blonde vampire.

Donut: No one can deflect the 20 meter radius emerald splash
Blonde Vampire:(X) Doubt

by Kakyoin Noriyaki February 4, 2021

Gay Meter

A tool invented by an unknown scientest that reads how gay a person is. It is measured in Fruit Baskets and when it reaches 50 then you will be haunted by Liberachi. If it doesn't read anything than we should party.

You: Yo man get away from me my Gay Meter is reading 65.
Mike:I know. what you don't see Liberachi?
You:No but your mom saw me in her bed last night!

by Mattastic30 March 3, 2010