When you call somebody, and their answering machine comes on. However, you think the person picked up the phone so you start talking and telling whatever the reason is your calling. Seconds later you realize the other person is talking too and you just heard a beep, but you've already talked half the tape full and you screw up the other half by trying to explain what happened...
Also leaving a message that completely misses the point, and doesn't contain the reason you called or your name could be considered a fools message.
Also leaving a message that completely misses the point, and doesn't contain the reason you called or your name could be considered a fools message.
Dude, I called my date from last night but I totally left a fools message. I don't think she'll go out with me again...
by Jasper Vondeling September 3, 2007
Get the a fools message mug.A voicemail or message left on an answering machine that is nothing but a few seconds of dead air.
Left by people who cannot, for some inexplicable reason, hang up the phone BEFORE the end of the outgoing message, but instead wait until the recording begins.
Left by people who cannot, for some inexplicable reason, hang up the phone BEFORE the end of the outgoing message, but instead wait until the recording begins.
Lisa calls her friend Eric, and reaches his voicemail. Lisa has no intention of leaving a voicemail, but listens to the entirety of Eric's outgoing message (including the beep) before hanging up.
Eric's voice: Hey there, I'm not around right now. There's going to be a beep in a few seconds; you know what to do.
*beep*
Lisa: .... *hangs up telephone*
Eric's voice: Hey there, I'm not around right now. There's going to be a beep in a few seconds; you know what to do.
*beep*
Lisa: .... *hangs up telephone*
by Lady Chevalier July 10, 2005
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A nasty, malicious and/or subtly unnerving text sent from someone (usually a current or ex-girlfriend) designed to get inside the recipient's head and ruin their day/night.
A good example would be 'Your roomate says Hi' from a recently broke up with ex girlfriend right as the former boyfriend is entering his favorite bar for the evening.
A good example would be 'Your roomate says Hi' from a recently broke up with ex girlfriend right as the former boyfriend is entering his favorite bar for the evening.
"yeah dude let's fuckin' party!"
*phone beeps, looks at phone, goes sheet white, swallows hard and puts the phone back in pocket*
"oh man looks like the ex-gf just hit him with the hex message, he's worthless for the night"
*phone beeps, looks at phone, goes sheet white, swallows hard and puts the phone back in pocket*
"oh man looks like the ex-gf just hit him with the hex message, he's worthless for the night"
by Nick Beam May 9, 2008
Get the hex message mug.After ignoring a facebook message/text from a playa tryin' to "get with you", they proceed to send a second (or even THIRD) message.
Which you again ignore.
Which you again ignore.
Playa:"lets hang out"
*ignore*
Playa:"whats your number?"
*ignore*
Playa:"we need to chill"
*ignore*
this ^ is a double message.
*ignore*
Playa:"whats your number?"
*ignore*
Playa:"we need to chill"
*ignore*
this ^ is a double message.
by Playahata696969 January 24, 2011
Get the double message mug.A troll on a message board who posts an inflammatory message and then runs away from the topic like a pussy to avoid the inevitable owning.
Hey, that Message Board Terrorist just linked to Fox News, The Drudge Report, Ann Coulter's web site, and a radio link to Rush Limbaughs show, but then he stopped posting!
Allah Akpost!
Allah Akpost!
by Wadatah November 9, 2008
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Get the Text Message Rape mug.while you are getting some dome you spin around so that your dick is tucked between your legs and pointing directly behind you. then get down on all fours(hands and knees) then continue to copp dome. Then just as your about to blow your load the giver turns his or her head so that thier ear as at the tip of your penis and then let 'em get the secret message!
"come over here, i got a secret message for you"
or:
" sh!t i hit her so hard i made her deaf!"
"how?"
"i gave her the best secret message shes ever had!"
or:
" sh!t i hit her so hard i made her deaf!"
"how?"
"i gave her the best secret message shes ever had!"
by Had-One-Once April 20, 2009
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