The sexual position which consist in stapling the woman's legs together and throwing her in a pool. Now while she gurgles for air you must gently insert your pelvic cavity in her mouth.
David: Bro I totally did the frontal-mermaid with your mom last night.
Victor: Idk what you're talking about, she is clearly still walking.
Victor: Idk what you're talking about, she is clearly still walking.
by BoilingDischarq October 9, 2011
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It is when an unattractive girl/woman becomes attractive to you because you're very desperate or horny. You live with an ugly girl for a long time and all of sudden she starts becoming attractive to your eyes due to the fact that you have not it in a long ass time.
Expression inspired from "How I Met Your Mother" by Barney Stinson: "Evey girl has a mermaid clock
Expression inspired from "How I Met Your Mother" by Barney Stinson: "Evey girl has a mermaid clock
Some guy: Dude check out that ugly girl!
horny friend: Damn dawg shes looking fine, Im ready to dip it in.
Some guy: dawg you're disgusting...it's prolly cause you're being affected by this girl's mermaid clock.
horny friend: Damn dawg shes looking fine, Im ready to dip it in.
Some guy: dawg you're disgusting...it's prolly cause you're being affected by this girl's mermaid clock.
by djily02016 December 7, 2010
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Danny d had a wicked bad mermaid fetish, until he found out about cartoon porn and now just whacks off to Ariel
by brian "the stank" ouellette August 7, 2007
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Get the Amish marmalade mug."Oh Laura, don't tell me you're gonna let that dude get inside your mermaid purse just because he changed your tire?"
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