Merking

A way of obtaining stuck materials from a vending machine by vigorously shaking your ass and rapidly bumping said vending machine. This should result in the vending machine in releasing it's goodness while entertaining witnesses.

Hey Man... I need merking this machine... my Pepsi is stuck.

by acemanaceman May 29, 2014

merkin

A Cigarette Lighter, Used to light cigarettes.

Set us that merkin, will you?

by DrummerJonny August 14, 2007

Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

Merkin Zombs

The act of having sexual relations with members of the opposite sex.

Bro #1: Yo man I went to the club with all my bros last night, and got reckless.
Bro #2: Word, how'd it go?
Bro #1: We all took the bitties back to the house and we were all Merkin Zombs all night.
Bro #2: Brotacular.

by Field Of Dreamz February 22, 2011

merkin

pussy wig.

that girl was showing off her merkin at the strip club last night.

by heygirl2 October 15, 2014

Mervinsmervin

A smooth talker. A hit with the ladies.

"That guys a real Mervinsmervin"
"You got that girls number? Wow you're a total Mervinsmervin!"

by Pepini October 2, 2020

Markinsy

Is a go getter. He is normally all about getting things done. His smart, handsome, generous and great with numbers. Holds back on their emotions but once they get used to you they will try and open up. They tend to be lone

Markinsy is such a sweetheart

by JojodaBaby November 23, 2021