MERGERT

a jerk..somebody that does something to make u mad..or say..can be childish or petty..use wisley..can be said in a playing manner..

WHY DID SHE GOOGLE THAT BABY AND SAY IT WAS HERS--UGH SHE'S SUCH A MERGERT

by KELLYKELLS |IRD| August 5, 2009

Mergury

To make the act of merging into traffic as complex as surgury.

Look at all these people trying to cram into this one lane at the last minute possible, Mergury I tell ya!

by Killafornia August 18, 2012

Mergalurg

It is what it is.

A- "Look at that gnome over there !"

B- "It's a mergalurg."

***********

To mergalurg with one's friends.

by Amburgerrrs March 18, 2013

merge-stupid

Inability or awkwardness when merging into traffic often to dangerous effect.

Johnny was driving and everything was going fine until we had to get on the highway; he is merge-stupid.

by Chaosape February 27, 2015

Merginity

A mermaid/merman or all met beings who has not been involved in fish intercourses also known as fish sex

I took that red headed fish sluts merginity after she sold her voice to urcela

by AKtrucker October 13, 2017

mergetard

Noun; a merge-challenged driver; a driver who seems unable to accelerate and merge into traffic properly or safely.

“I’m stuck behind a MERGETARD on the 405! This guy can’t merge to save his fucking life!”

by Louie II March 15, 2018

Mergghhh

Mergghh: sexual frustration at its highest peak

Him: come over tonight

Her: I can’t tonight I have so much stuff I gotta catch up on for work and have to do grocery shopping.
Him: ”mergghhh”

by Mergghhh November 12, 2018