Merch

Merch means like "On god?" or like "Frl??" or like when you can prove something happened

"Merch you js got a new car!"
"I js got into a fight i can merch it cus i got a vid"
"Merch you js lost ur virginity"

by anonymous April 25, 2022

Merched

stand on business and stamp that shi

Merched I’ll slap tf outta you

by bignae October 31, 2023

Gift Trap Merch

Merchandise, usually made for Video Games, that is usually very low quality and made for the sole purpose of making a quick buck from an Intellectual Property.

My grandma bought me a Super Mario checkerboard. Oh god, she fell victim to Gift Trap Merch.

by Creep302YT March 8, 2025

merch

another way of saying onnn

ab said " i jus bought hella heems" and ad "merch"

by getwelljunior May 9, 2024

merch

when something is awesome, surprisingly awesome, or saying like "whattttt?!?!?!?!?". synonymous with "bet". also the tone really adds a lot.

"I got with this guy last night"
"merchhhh?!?!?!? was he hot? how was it"
"yeah he so fine it was epic"
"merch!"

by haveyallseenthatdrakevideo... February 15, 2024

Third-Party Band Merch

An article of clothing or memorabilia made for an artist/band by someone who is not affiliated with them.

"Dude look at this sick Kanye West shirt I found!"
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 25, 2025

It's merch on

To swear on;
To put on ones grave;
To swear on ones grave;

{"~It's merch on~"}(Bro i swear on my brothers grave "it's merch on" lARRY hOVER 100.)

by James Chris Smith January 25, 2021