Merch

Milwaukee slang for “for real?“, or “really?“

Lana’s your cousin???? MERCH

by Riah414 April 18, 2024

Reezy Merch

Wearing Reezy merch makes you 16% more attractive

A Reezy says"Im wearing reezy merch!!" courtreezy says "PRETTYYY now your 16% more attractive!!"

by R3EEZY March 19, 2024

dp merch

big long cock

omg dp merch is my favorite snapchatter!

by lolzlovingham August 23, 2021

Merch

A common slang term in Minneapolis metro area. It’s a word that mainly used for emphasis of your excitement. Comparable to saying “bet” after someone gives you directions ect. If a friend gave me candy out of the blue I would go “Meerrch, thanks bro.”

Person 1 “I got a new game” , person two “Merch you got a new game”

by Yeetus dellllletus April 21, 2023

Merch

A slang word usually used in Florida basically meaning "on god"

Jonquavion: bro did you sleep with my mom?!
Alex: No why would i do that thats my aunt lol
Jonquavion: Say Merch.
Alex: ...

by WhoKnows?!?! January 26, 2024

Merch

To buy clothes or items, based on a person/club, fandom or other.

:I want a merch of ur mom!
:But my mother doesn’t have one?
:Who said so?!

by Monatlich April 22, 2022

Gift Trap Merch

Merchandise, usually made for Video Games, that is usually very low quality and made for the sole purpose of making a quick buck from an Intellectual Property.

My grandma bought me a Super Mario checkerboard. Oh god, she fell victim to Gift Trap Merch.

by Creep302YT March 8, 2025