meganese

Dialect of English originating in Michigan, often heard in Wisconsin now. Defined by crazy hand signal dancing, lackadaisical vocabulary, mumbling, and improper pronoun usage. Written version is way harder to understand than spoken version.

She's speaking Meganese again, Tim's going to need a translator he's got no hope.

by kris bryant's mom October 27, 2017

Mehran

1. The spreader of kindness.
2. Son of the sun.

3. Too hot to be constantly around with.

Mehran is extremely sensitive to darkness, generally too hight to give a fuck, and often falls in ditches. If you meet a clothed Mehran, hug him immediately and then his warmth feels like a freshly baked bread loaf. NEVER touch him unclothed or that would burn you.

- Damn, his skin burnt my hand!
- Oh, NOW ya believe it? I told ya, he's a Mehran!

by Japckot November 24, 2021

Meghann

The most beautiful girl in the world whether in a tee tailgating or fancied up for a night out. Once you find one you'll never want to let her go, the definition of perfection in a woman.

No way man, your girl likes playing and watching sports, car shows, video games, and she'll go with you to Hooters? That's a Meghann for you. She's a keeper bro.

by legendssoccer85 October 17, 2008

Meganism

While attempting to construct a coherent thought you link two random idea's, products, or situations together that have absolutly no relation to one another.

Girl - The electricity went out at work today, It's not my fault that they didn't pay the cable bill.

Guy - That was such a Meganism!

by alu-miguel November 4, 2012

Megan

Megan is a loving friend who will stick by your side through thick & thin. Megan will be there for you when you need her the most and she will ask for nothing in return. She knows the true meaning of friendship and carries the weight of her friends on her shoulders. Megan is the type of girl that would do absolutely anything for the one that she loves. She deserves the absolute best in life and shall be loved by all of her friends until the end.

Megan may hide her feelings, she may seem okay, but she needs support. Megan is a strong girl... stronger than a lot of people. But that doesn't make her invisible. She deserves in return what she gives to her friends.

Megan is a keeper. Never let her go.

"Hey look it's our amazing friend Megan!!"

"Wow, they are so lucky to have Megan as a friend."

"I wish I had a friend like Megan."

by themysterydoggo September 14, 2018

Megan

Megan is the type of person you want to hang around. She warms up the room with her amazing smile and is truly supportive of anything you want to tell her. She will be there for you no matter what. She is amazingly beautiful on the inside and out. She is very good at mind tricks because she is so freaking smart.

My best friend is named Megan for a reason

by Eboo Pigs July 12, 2017

Megan Allysa

Objectively very hideous 35 year old loser who lives on online message boards stalking and comparing herself to strangers all day long. Makes up fake stories and lies about her life when in real life she gets no male attention and all males find her repulsive. Uses forums to pretend to be the beautiful woman she wishes she was offline as a form of escapism. Obsessive and envious over younger women who get men in real life because she's an incel virgin who is too ugly to get a man.

"Wow man this girl keeps creeping up on my page"
"You got yourself a Megan Allysa!"

by Joppa Lee May 20, 2020