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Mechanic’s Bidet

When you squat down to work on your car and you accidentally sit on a can of brake cleaner, and the nozzle sprays it up your butt.
Man, Kevin went to put the wheel back on his Mustang, and sat right on the Brakleen! Mechanic’s Bidet right in his ass!!
by kage1330 February 5, 2021
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bong mechanics

the science that goes into making a home made bong from house hold items.
dude 1: shit i broke my trusty bong
dude 2: aww no good, looks like we are gonna need to use some damn smart bong mechanics to this old mountain due bottle into a new bong
by bongsrheros July 27, 2010
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snatch mechanic

noun \ˈsnach\ \mi-'ka-nik\

1 : any medical doctor specializing in obstetrics and gynecology
2 : an obstetrician/gynecologist with poor bedside manner and a profusion of promiscuous—and continuously pregnant—working class women

Richard Gere's role as the illustrious 'Dr. T,' in 'Dr. T and the Women' is an example of a fictitious snatch mechanic. Jason Statham, despite strong associations with both 'Snatch' and 'Mechanic,' is not one such example.
"Brittani says she goin' to her snatch mechanic Thursday on account she's got the clap again."
by Orbyss November 13, 2011
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The Mechanical Bull

Get on your girl in a doggy style position, whisper the name of another girl in her ear, and see how long you can stay on
"what did you do with Jessica last night"
"oh we tried the Mechanical bull and I stayed on for 10 seconds"
by dying slowly334 September 11, 2020
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Extraphysical Mechanics

Extraphysical mechanics is a fundamental theory and theoretical framework in physics that provides a description of the physical properties of nature at extraphysical scale. It is the foundation of all extraphysical theory including extraphysical chemistry, extraphysical astronomy, theoretical extraphysics, extraphysical computing, extraphysical technology, and extraphysical biology.
Extraphysical mechanics is literally the string theory of extraphysics, but it is considered possible to be proved since it is theoretically possible to apply on computing and technology, like on extraphysical computing and extraphysical technology, besides have a lot of mathematical confirmation that needs to be better developed. And extraphysical mechanics can be useful for humans find out if the claims new agers, religious and spiritual people do about spiritual beings and spiritual worlds are actually real or not.
by Full Monteirism December 16, 2020
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Mardi Gras in Mecca

You will win the lotto when they have Mardi Gras in Mecca
by boz74 March 23, 2011
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meccah

meccah is a beautiful woman with a beautiful personality to match. her love makes you feel like you're on top of the world. a meccah is someone you never want to lose, because she is one of a kind and very hard to find ;) meccah has a lot to say and isn't afraid to speak her mind! when you meet a meccah, never let go of her. you WILL regret it. she knows how to make you feel better and she is an amazing kisser. a meccah is good to talk to and is very trust worthy. KEEP YOUR MECCAHS SAFE!
1) do you see that meccah?! she is unbelievably beautiful!

2)ever since i met my meccah, she is all i can think about!

3) my meccah sets my world on fire!

4) i'm never letting my meccah go!
by ali killgren February 23, 2009
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