meat

A noun used to replace such boring words to lighten up a conversation.

1)MOM- The meat looks so big.
lil' jimmy-You bet that meat is big. I have never seen a larger meat rod.

2)PERVERT- Hey baby! let me touch your new meat.
Stripper- These meats cost 25 grand bitch. pay up you meat stroker

by jimmy bean December 22, 2003

Meat

n. Pussy for chowing-down on. Best when served raw in a bald pink taco.

Margaret! Your meat's gone rancid! Pass the salsa woman!

by D'emon November 26, 2002

meat

a person that is acting like a dick

your a meat!

by vaguegus February 7, 2004

meat

The upper arm fat of an extremely obese person. Hangs down and swings back and forth.

Look at what's her face, she's wearing that short-sleeved shirt again, with her meat hanging out.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

meat

The genitals. Can refer to the genitals of either sex.

Do not look at m meat like that.

by Light Joker June 21, 2004

meat

Meeting someone with the sole intention fucking them.

I so wanna meat Paris Hilton.

by Fred Riahi May 16, 2006

meat

I don't know where the... well, current definition of "meat" came from, but let me say this: The person who thought of it is a straight-up pervert.
Anyway, "meat" is pretty much the parts of an animal that can/should be eaten by another animal. By the way, vegans are full of bullshit.

If God didn't want us to eat meat, then why did he make it so tasty.....

by Dr. Unk April 25, 2013