ms mateo

an annoying balding teacher who says "okayyy soo.." for a living

ms mateo is always yelling okay so like just stfu

by concashzz July 2, 2023

makeout withdrawal

The negative mental and physical effects that come from not making out for extended periods of time with a sexy girl.

The last time I made out with a sexy girl was over a month ago. This makeout withdrawal is driving me crazy, I'm losing it man.

by J. D. September 6, 2008

makeoutrape

v. to force someone to make out with you, through the use of physical force, excessive alcohol, etc.

Person 1: Dude, Adam is such a makeoutrapist. That sophomore last night was so drunk she could barely stand up, she pissed all over the bathroom. He totally tried to makeoutrape her.
Person 2: What a loser. If he was cool, he could get sober girls to make out with him, and wouldn't have to makeoutrape defenseless little girls.

by K80 May 16, 2003

Mateo

A guy with a huge dick that every girl wants,even if they are not bitches...he's also very sexy and always looks good.Usually a latino with a very hot accent.

Girl:OMG,there's Mateo I want to fuck him so badly

by qqwertyuiop October 12, 2010

Maceo

Someone that is loyal and extremely attractive and also has shoe game.

Maceo

by Gucciflipflops$ March 13, 2017

Billy Mayes-ified

To make something bland look very entising and amazing, most likely throwing in random facts and strange offers that have nothing to do with the product or service, in order to convince someone to do something.

He totally Billy Mayes-ified me into going to that party!

Watch, and be Billy Mayes-ified!!

I was almost Billy Mayes-ified by that comercial.

Dont be Billy Mayes-ified by him, it really sucks.

by bored7 July 6, 2009

Oscar Mayer Pussy

a fat, saggy pussy that looks like roast beef and smells like bologna. tastes great on bread.

Ayo! Dat chik, Rachel, had some rank vagine. I'm talkin Oscar Mayer Pussy shit!

by Smyth Jackson February 20, 2011