Maypole

When a male over 6'6" stands calm as a nun while 5+ LSC members traipse around, on, and/or down him in a circle. To take place in a crowded bar with boas if readily available.

All the sluts did the maypole at the bar with Jeff "MayDay" last weekend.

by Mac D. May 9, 2006

Malcolm

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's so sweet and caring and very attractive. He can always make a bad day so much better. He'll always tell you how much he loves you. He's the kind of guy you wouldn't mind spending your life with. If you're dating a Malcolm, never let him go. He's always there for you no matter what. Malcolm can always tell when something's wrong and he can make it better. He's your soulmate. Malcolm will love you like no one else can. He's really the most amazing guy you will ever meet.

He looks great like a Malcolm

by CanadianWeeb0407 June 14, 2019

Malcolm

The biggest peasant in the manor. Even the other peasants have power over him.

time for a beating Malcolm you peasant!

by Gimbae September 26, 2018

marcoletsgo

a marcoletsgo is some type of person that is better then you in anyway shape or form

you can find marcoletsgo in world 116 on runescape

marcoletsgo is the best runescape player with a life.

marcoletsgo owns you

by marcoletsgo April 4, 2010

Malcolm X

Literally the Muslim version of Martin Luther King Jr.
Just like him, he protested for civil rights
Just like him, he was assassinated
Just like him, he was of African-American descent

Person 1: Who was Malcolm X?

Person 2: He was like Martin Luther King Jr., but as a Muslim, he had a similar goal and will be remembered as one of America's greatest people who fought for civil rights but were killed in the process

by AverageLawAbidingCitizen March 24, 2019

Malcolm

he is a cute and loving boy that if you have his heart he wont let u go he is so sweet...he is just eveything a girl could ask for

damn did u see malcolm?!

by hasdghdhjkajdjedyuwhefw May 30, 2018

Malcolm

He's like an orange m&m, Intimidating on the outside but a sweet treat on the inside. Once you get to know him you'll love him and his endless memes. Yes you'll have your up and downs, but the ups are what keep you going. He truly cares. He's not afraid of saying stuff on his mind. Downside is he uses gifs instead of emojis. I almost forgot, he'll steal your memes and trademark them without your permission. Gotta love the guy. (If you're name is Ethan please communicate at your own risk).

dAmN. Malcolm called me a moron then saved my meme. Gotta love that guy.

by Why you lookin October 12, 2017