maximum spoonage

When you have a spoon, preferably a diamond Incursted one. Then you spoon something to the maximum level

Picking that rock up with a spoon was total maximum Spoonage

by Bossbrother7 December 24, 2014

maximum enjoyance

This refers to the highest echelon of pleasurable alcohol consumption. Any additional alcohol consumed begins an immediate descent into the unknown. This is more commonly referred to as the "blackout state"

"Hey Brendan! I think I have reached maximum enjoyance!"

by max enjoy June 3, 2015

maximum pussy

A person without a backbone. Extreme cowardice. Will be fake nice to you to your face, have opinions of your behind their back, but never the courage to tell you to your face.

I can't believe Owen didn't have the courage to be straight with me; that guy is a maximum pussy.

by ecrest October 19, 2015

Maximum Capacititty

The maximum amount of milk your boobs can hold

Hey, girl what's your maximum capacititty. You're a Double D so I think yours is bigger than mine

by dirtyjokes01 December 9, 2020

Maximum Anti-Simp

A Deep Magic forged within the darkest pages of the Enchantment Table. They very essence of power among Memers. Some call it Vibe. Once you achieve no interests or show no special attention to any creature of the Planet Earth, you will be let go of your Earthly tether and become one with the heavens.

Do not site the Deeo Magic of Maximum Anti-Simpery! I was there when it was written.

by Worrab The Vibelord September 16, 2021

Maximum Gladys

When everything is seemingly going perfect in your life and you have reached a maximum level happiness.

Dude #1 “ Man I just got a hold of 2 free tickets to the Phish show tonight and the girl I’ve been interested in for a while now wants to to go on a date. I’m so happy.”

Dude #2 “I’m so happy for you man, sounds Maximum Gladys!”

by Brycecrispy September 14, 2022

Maximum Goofing

The act of getting crack, rolling it in weed and sprinkling it with meth, then dipping it in lean and dipping it again in crack, and smoking it with bong fire, then eat it with alcohol mixed with rat poison, then shower your body in radiation and toxic waste, and after for the munchies eat a 2 feet tall burger stacked with meat and chemicals, and wash THAT down with a gallon of coke, inhale asbestos, have a quick snack and munch on some insulation and sleep inside a car with the engine running and while theres an active gas leak

Oh yeah that was crazy, last night were Maximum Goofing and frank totally got washed

by kakarotrose June 27, 2023