Matteo

Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.

Man That guy Matteo has such a big massive dump truck.

by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023

Matteo

The most beautiful boy i’ve ever seen
Matteo is tall, he has long black curly hair and an awesome smile
He’s lovely,caring,funny, and super sexy

Matteo will make THAT girl fall in love with him just with a smile.

« omg, look at that boy… hes so sexy.. »
« oh yeah, that’s matteo »

by Sofia20182 December 28, 2022

Matteo

A tea sucking Brit.

Wow, Tyler, you’re such a Matteo! Stay out of my fridge.

by Orthrus April 17, 2018

Matteo

A guy who would talk over you when you are having a convertion

Me: did you see the the game las

Matteo: WHO PUT A SINGLUR PIECE OF DIRT IN MY HOTBAR

by Xd123kid January 24, 2021

matteo

a kid with cooties. he got it from his bbg bethanya

bro oh crap this kids a matteo

by Milomiloa May 11, 2022

Matteo

A hispanic boy who's mother thought she was giving him a hispanic name when she named him, not an Italian name.

"Matteo is an Italian name - Mateo is the Spanish version. We should have named him Mateo."

by Soleless_Sprinter03 June 07, 2025

matteo

that one cool guy whos good at boxing and knows how to make friends
also very charismatic if you ask me

Yo Matteo, you wanna watch the new Marvel Movie????

by prongles October 20, 2022