Biggest shlong known to man, his underwear s practically glued to his voluptuous ass engulfing his cheeks. You could call it ginormous, he uses it to slap big balls such as his brothers. He's practically a tripod and the only thing thicker than him is his dog "Baby got back", HE ALSO THINKS HIS MOM IS THE BADDIEST GIRL ON EARTH, "She kinda bad tho"
by John pron September 21, 2023
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