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The Matrix

1. The computer-generated artificial reality in which everyone except Keanu Reeves and a handful of other actors reside, oblivious to the pain, suffering, and general crappiness of the real world.

2. A series of movies starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, and Carrie-Ann Moss that is practically the definition of awesomeness, so entirely, ultimately holy in its awesomeness is it.
1. L0L! t3h m4tr1x h45 j00! pwnt!!!!!1!

2. Dude, I like, don't understand those movies, because I'm a bumbling idiot who can't be bothered to think for more than 30 seconds about anything, dude...
by Holy Yoda September 1, 2005
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maariyah

she is just maariyah
by mazi November 20, 2013
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Matrix Style

To move will great adgility, speed, and fighting skill and/or to beat the shit out of someone; much like in the movie The Matrix
Shut up before I kick your ass Matrix style.
by KDawg November 12, 2003
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Matriarticle

Noun - An anti-male article (report, study, image or document) propagated by the hate-group-movement formerly known as "feminism" (urban dictionary and encyclopedia dramatica).
Jezebel just released another Matriarticle claiming 1 in 4 women will be beaten and abused, without citing the sources or putting it into perspective to show how many men are affected by violence.

'Happy Father's Day to all the Single Moms" cards and sentiments are Matriarticles.

Women's Rights News on Facebook posts a lot of Matriarticles.

For a movement that claims to have the end goal of gender egalitarianism, feminist groups seem to be behind a lot of matriarticles in government and media.
by Beach Schlap June 20, 2013
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Fuck Matrix

1. When you're in a bar full of ladies and cant get laid because they're all penis dodgers.

2. When you do pull ass and are pounding away but slip out. you keep the hips thrusting thinking it will go right back in, but it just keeps missing.
1. Dont go in there guys that place is the fuck matrix, must be a lesbo bar.

2. Girl: "why are you still humping me? you're not even in."
Guy: "Its not my fault, your crotch is the fuck matrix."
by Mark C. August 29, 2005
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thug matrimony

1. When a nigga is married to the streets

2. First a nigga falls in thug love with a ho, then they have a pimped out wedding. Thats called thug matrimony, and then they live happily ever after in a thug mansion
Bitch! I dont need a ho. Thug matrimony dog! I'm married to da streets.
by sexiback October 3, 2007
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The Matrix Dodge

A dodge where you dodge bullets in slow motion.
by Anonymous May 21, 2003
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