Matias

A sex goddess, who can get any girl, will win any fight, he is very funny and cool and sexy. A god, a anime god. Gets more pussy than you. Can create and destroy the world.

Matias is the best!

I know right?

by Only the truth here March 11, 2018

Magical Mummy

Non existent ideal. The term embodies the unrealistic expectations of magazines/society/men when it comes to mothers. Magical Mummy can cook, clean, do arts and crafts with the kiddies, sew, wash, walk the dog and fuck like a pornstar without even ruffling her perfect hair. She is never to be found languishing on the sofa whilst the kids run riot, nor does she drink wine and sob in the evenings, looking at the pile of ironing and wondering what the fuck happened to her life.

Most men will claim to their wives (in a foolish attempt to create their prefect world) that their own mothers attained Magical Mummy status.

"He asked me why I hadn't been able to iron his uniform as well as make the dinner and clean the kitchen. As if I'm some kind of Magical Mummy!"

"I told him to piss off to his Magical Mummy, and let her run around like a twat for him"

"Make your own dinner, I'm busy doing this! I'm not your Magical Mummy!"

by MagickDio February 5, 2010

masticate

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.

You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.

by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004

marica

In Spanish (Colombia) it could mean:

1). Homosexual, gay
2). Dude, friend
3). Dumb, foolish

1). —Hey, where are you going to get the haircut?

—At the marica's salon, of course!

"Look at that marica! He's so funny"

2). "Marica, I need to tell you something!"

3). "What a marica, LOL!"

by davismar98 August 3, 2016

Matias

Matias is the hottest fucking kid you’ll ever meet. He gets the most fucking pussy and has sex everyday he fucks girls on a daily and all the girls want him inside of them.

Person 1: oh jheeeeez he’s fucking hot
Person 2: ya duh he’s Matias

Person 1: I want his dick in my pussy right now

by Xxygzz_jr March 18, 2019

bass-o-matic

Coined by SNL alumnus Dan Ackroyd in the 1970s, the bass-o-matic is an ordinary blender used to turn fresh bass (fish) into a disgusting red slurry that no one in his right mind would actually drink.

For a limited time, the bass-o-matic can be yours for just 3 monthly installments of $10.99 ; operators are standing by, please call now! Offer not available in stores.

by John J. Ronald February 9, 2006

Magicarp

During sex, one of the partners will start to mimic the flopping motion of Magicarp's splash attack erratically, arms tucked into your sides, and legs close together, whilst repeating the word Magicarp as you flail, as a pokemon would. Best used whilst in a prone sexual position, whilst on top of your partner.

Nigella:'Tom pulled a Magicarp on me last night!'
Mary:'Whats that?'
Nigella:'He started to flop up and down on top of me, whilst shouting magicarp!'

by nerd-do-well January 7, 2011